THEIR = possession
ex. Don’t touch that knife because that’s their knife and they will slice you.
THERE = place
ex. They live down the street, but don’t go over there because they are sex offenders.
THEY’RE = they are
ex. They’re dumb bitches that piss the fuck outta me so I want to shed some light into their dumbass lives.
REMEMBER THIS: Their place is over there, but I think they’re moving soon.
YOUR = posession
ex. Where’s your face? Because I can’t see it under the shitload of make up you put on.
YOU’RE = you are
ex. You’re one dumb bitch if you think you’re smarter than me.
REMEMBER THIS: Your self esteem must be really low if you’re making yourself that easy for guys to get in your pants.
TO = preposition (going to a place)
ex. I’m going to your house so I can kill you while you sleep.
TO = infinitive marker (putting it before a verb)
ex. I’m going to slam a bitch if they don’t know these differences.
TOO = very
ex. If you purposely mix up these words to sound cool, then you are too dumb to be in my presence because I will slam a bitch. And that bitch will be you.
REMEMBER THIS: I’m going to ship these dumb bitches to outer space because they piss me off too damn much.
GREAT. NOW LEARN IT. LIVE IT. LOVE IT. BREATHE IT. OR ELSE I WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR NOT KNOWING COMMON ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL-LEVEL GRAMMAR.
this is useful…